Hi! It's Melinda (Lindy) back again with more! Just to remind you I am the new pink bear who is new and who looks like Henri only pink. One day Henri will admit that we are related? I heard some of you haters said that FiveThirtyPlayt was a one shot deal so sorry to disappoint ha ha. I mean sorry not sorry!! By the way did you see me play that game earlier? That was me out there woot woot. Guess what I LOST. But it was just an exabhition (sp?) so no harm no foul. Also the Cold Woman is kinda freaky deaky no? Tell me I'm wrong there.
But enough about me. I know what you wanna know and that's what our "secret sauce" aggreggataggor has to say about the big debate. The White Girl as expected played it safe like frontrunners do and said everything boringly pretty much. Da Oysta on the other hand came out swinging and going for the zingers and even saying that Cat Heat had Alzhimers for some reason? Also that we need a Star Wars missile defense system because of the cat. Which was weird. But the big bomb drop came in the closing statements when Da Oysta told the world that the Spring Chicken got cuckolded!!! As if we didn't know. Well it looks like the Spring Chicken didn't know. Oh shiiiiiiiii!!!
Anyway me and Miss Moneypenny selected a representational samplation of voters and stuck some probes up them to see if they approved or didn't approve or what. Here's Da Oysta's approval graph during the closing statements which shows where Da Oysta went (the crapper):
Possible reasons for the disapproval are that the Spring Chicken isn't even running and that was below the belt. But on the other hand now that the Chicken knows the truth maybe it can get marraige counseling amirite? Like the song says enough is enough is enough I can't go on! I will survive and all that disco. Anyway let us get into the numbers which are pretty bad if you are a fan of Da Oysta because 87.5% of you thought the White Girl won the debate. Also I don't know what the other ten per cent of you people were watching Dukes Of Hazard because everybody knows Da Oysta went down in flames.
But how did the White Girl capitalize on the blunders of everybody's favorite crusty appetizer? NOT SO HOT it turns out!!! The White Girl approval rating only went up a couple points which is in the margin of error which means that it could just be a mistake in the numbers. Noise in the data like chxhchxchxhcxhcxhcxxxx. It could be that everybody who was going to vote for the White Girl has already "committed" and she is not winning any converts with her phony nice guy act. Nevertheless because Da Oysta pooped the bed so bad we calculate the White Girl has a 78.3% chance of winning the election on Tuesday which is way up from where it was! We are not quite ready to "put a fork" in Da Oysta especially because of the chitinious shell and all but let's just say Reynard better come up with something fast.
No matter what we will stay on top of it! Love Melinda (Lindy). p.s. did you see me at the debate? I was right up in the middle behind China. Little me in the VIP!! Holla!!!
But enough about me. I know what you wanna know and that's what our "secret sauce" aggreggataggor has to say about the big debate. The White Girl as expected played it safe like frontrunners do and said everything boringly pretty much. Da Oysta on the other hand came out swinging and going for the zingers and even saying that Cat Heat had Alzhimers for some reason? Also that we need a Star Wars missile defense system because of the cat. Which was weird. But the big bomb drop came in the closing statements when Da Oysta told the world that the Spring Chicken got cuckolded!!! As if we didn't know. Well it looks like the Spring Chicken didn't know. Oh shiiiiiiiii!!!
Anyway me and Miss Moneypenny selected a representational samplation of voters and stuck some probes up them to see if they approved or didn't approve or what. Here's Da Oysta's approval graph during the closing statements which shows where Da Oysta went (the crapper):
Possible reasons for the disapproval are that the Spring Chicken isn't even running and that was below the belt. But on the other hand now that the Chicken knows the truth maybe it can get marraige counseling amirite? Like the song says enough is enough is enough I can't go on! I will survive and all that disco. Anyway let us get into the numbers which are pretty bad if you are a fan of Da Oysta because 87.5% of you thought the White Girl won the debate. Also I don't know what the other ten per cent of you people were watching Dukes Of Hazard because everybody knows Da Oysta went down in flames.
But how did the White Girl capitalize on the blunders of everybody's favorite crusty appetizer? NOT SO HOT it turns out!!! The White Girl approval rating only went up a couple points which is in the margin of error which means that it could just be a mistake in the numbers. Noise in the data like chxhchxchxhcxhcxhcxxxx. It could be that everybody who was going to vote for the White Girl has already "committed" and she is not winning any converts with her phony nice guy act. Nevertheless because Da Oysta pooped the bed so bad we calculate the White Girl has a 78.3% chance of winning the election on Tuesday which is way up from where it was! We are not quite ready to "put a fork" in Da Oysta especially because of the chitinious shell and all but let's just say Reynard better come up with something fast.
No matter what we will stay on top of it! Love Melinda (Lindy). p.s. did you see me at the debate? I was right up in the middle behind China. Little me in the VIP!! Holla!!!
yo was oyster drunk
ReplyDeletei am so worried about cat head alzheimers is serious and i want to make sure cat head gets the best care possible for alzheimers
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ReplyDeleteUsually I vote for Da Oysta but I have to admit that was Embarrassing and makes me think maybe it is time for a Change.
ReplyDeleteWho has the guts to come ride me?
ReplyDeleteMelinda,
ReplyDeleteYou subtracted wrong. One hundred minus 87.5 is 12.5. Also this time you spelled chitinous improperly. You had it right the first time.
There are a few other errors too.
we don't even have to show up anymore. da oysta is its own worst enemy.
ReplyDeleteI for one think we should take Da Oysta's suggestion of a missile defense system seriously. We saw the Destroyer jump up on the Meadow and attack the Sex Princess. How will we be safe without a Star Wars missile defense system. In conclusion I believe we really need one. It is easy to laugh at Da Oysta and some of the things it says aren't thought through but the Star Wars missile defense system is in my opinion a great idea because we need it.
ReplyDeletewow, who knew walker was so pedantic?
ReplyDeleteI do not have Alzheimer's!
ReplyDeleteCat Head's medical history is between Cat Head and Cat Head's doctor. It is not for us to "pry" into whether Cat Heat has Alzheimer's.
ReplyDeleteyou know what are good? ayocote beans.
ReplyDeletebeulah seriously there is barely room in the box for that guy who is a bottle of perfume. where are we going to put a missile defense system. think this through.
ReplyDeletealzheimer's is a condition that affects the brain. not just part of it. the whole thing. your brain controls a whole lot of your body so it is valuable. on the front cover of the album hemispheres by the rock band rush is a large brain symbolizing the cerebral quality of rush. also standing on the brain is a naked man who is turned so you cannot see his privates but his bottom is visible. the audience of rush is predominantly male so the male bottom which is naked is meant to appeal to the male fans of rush who are homosexual. the man is reaching out for another man who has all his clothing on. this is a known fetish known as clothed man naked man or cmnm in the homosexual community. that is its abbreviation. it is unlikely that either of these men have alzheimers because they are fans of rush who are a band who make music of great complexity that would not appeal to those with a cerebral disorder. those people enjoy bluegrass.
ReplyDeleteWhile I have some serious misgivings about this weblog, I feel the need to post here to clear the air and set the record straight. At the end of what can only be characterized as an erratic debate performance (again, was our present Commissioner intoxicated?) the Oyster leveled an appalling and wholly unfounded charge at my innocent wife. That charge is completely, 100 per cent untrue. As anyone with eyes can tell, the baby is ours.
ReplyDeleteThe Luminous Cow and I have had our ups and downs, as all couples do. But we have been truly blessed to welcome a baby chicken into our family, and this arrival has brought us closer together. No political dirty tricks from the current Commissioner will shatter what we've built. And I am calling on you all to reject the divisive rhetoric of a desperate politician clinging, barnacle-like, to unearned power that it never should have had in the first place.
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ReplyDeleteMuffin I know you mean well but our safety is paramount and I truly think we need a Star Wars missile defense system. I for one am willing to make sacrifices for safety and so is everyone else. We always make room for new players in the box. We will just scrunch over and make room for the intercontinental ballistic missiles.
ReplyDeletecome on pal. it's not a baby chicken. it's a baby monkey. it looks just like the barrel monkey. who happens to be your wife's partner.
ReplyDeleteeven da oysta can figure this one out.
thank god you never became commish.
****I was okay! It didn't hurt -- it was just a little tumble.****
ReplyDeletei like the cat it is a NOBLE BEAST like SCOUNDREL sayt
ReplyDeleteNo, I am afraid that it is *you* who is mistaken. Anyone can see that it is a baby chicken. I will not have my wife's honor impugned like this. Come out from behind your veil of anonymity, Internet troll.
ReplyDeleteeveryone stop mocking the spring chicken. i am sure that that baby has a loving home. which is more than most of you cowards can say.
ReplyDeleteMelinda, while I have no doubt that you and Miss Moneypenny are well-intentioned, your continued refusal to publish your methodology undercuts your claims to impartiality. If you were to open up your process to outside inspection, it would go a long way toward establishing your journalistic credentials. You haven't yet foreclosed the possibility that this is a propaganda site. For your own sake and the sake of your readership, I ask you to be forthright about the process by which you're arriving at your judgments.
ReplyDeleteget real. there's no process. they're making it up.
ReplyDeleteI think my beak is looking particularly lustrous today, don't you?
ReplyDeleteI like that the White Girl is open to changing the anthem because the one we have now is awful.
ReplyDeleteMy suggestion for a new anthem is For Those About To Rock We Salute You by AC/DC.
I just can't believe you all are still talking about politics when we are about to start a round of Trajan. Today's exhibition game was very interesting! I think that some of the core mechanics from the other games by the same designer, like Bora Bora and Castles Of Burgundy, are apparent here but the presence of the mancala (that's the gamer term for those pits with the rocks in them) really throws a wrench into what we think we know about the way Feld's games work. My sense is that Trajan is going to favor a strong and flexible tactical approach -- so watch out for the Space Alien! But watch out for me and Virginia Bluebell too! We're coming for ya!
ReplyDeleteGosh, it is so great to be part of this.
Geno, I think you're cool.
ReplyDeleteThanx!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou all are so brain washed. when will you SHEEPLE realize that it is all controlled. the lamestream media blogs are conspiring with the big turtle behind the scenes to cover up that cat head has alzheimers. what else are they covering up. notice you have not heard boo from the oyster since the debate. that is because the DEEP STATE got to the oyster after the oyster blurted out THE TRUTH at the debate. even reynard said that the oyster went off the reservation and said things that were not supposed to be said. congratulations you are about to elect a vegetable to be vice commissioner. one heartbeat away. when will you ever learn. you had your chance to vote for jill stine who is a MEDICAL DOCTOR and you didn't take it. wake up.
ReplyDeletei am not a vegetable!
ReplyDeleteI am going to cry
shadup you stupit munky you don no nothen bout nothen. ain nobody control me. i am da comish. an i dint do no drinkin. im cleen as a wisel.
ReplyDeletei won dat debait fair an squair an evereon knos. i had all da gud zingers. wite gurl dint say nuthin memiribel.
im gona win dis stupit elecshon too you jus watch.
Мы здесь, чтобы украсть эти выборы. Мы будем взламывать серверы и опрокидывать весы для устрицы. Это то, что мы делаем.
ReplyDeleteI know why nobody wants to be my friend.
ReplyDeleteIt is because I smell.