october surprise!

False drugs!

Hey everyone this is Melinda (Lindy the pink bear as you know) with a BOMB SHELL that oughta "rock" the election tomorrow!  This is where you get them (bomb shells) incidentally not those other news sites that are lame.  Every election needs an October Surprise and me and Miss Moneypenny checked the calendar and guess what month it is peeps??? Hold on to your hats for THIS:

Five Thirty Playt has exculsivelty (sp.?) learned from a source that knew the White Girl on the "streets" that the White Girl was def. ON DRUGS.  Yes you heard it here -- the front runner for the office of the Commish has a secret drug past that she has kept secret from all of us!!!! According to Ball On The Street who rolls around and does the hard boiled Street Ball column for Ball News.  So it turns out that there might be some truth to Da Oysta's stupid attack ad that there are things about the White Girl we don't know and looks like those things include false drugs!

Here is the quote from B.O.T.S. who is incidentaly very handsome and maybe even more handsome than Figgy!

"Yeah, I knew that dame.  Back when.  We used to have a name for them -- street drifters, we called them, photographs that had been dropped, and wound up in the gutter with nowhere to go.  When I met the White Girl, she was scared, and frayed, and on drugs. Colors bleeding like a knifed hobo.  She was living rough and doing what she had to do. Now I hear the broad cleaned up her act, won a few games, got into politics.  But don't be fooled.  Streets don't fade away.  Time out there -- it marks you.  It stays with you.  Always."

So there you have it all stylized and film noir style. Cloak and dagger and all that jazz.  From somebody who ought to know because he was THERE out in the streets which sucked as you all prob. remember? Add that to Cat Head running away during the Town Hall (wtf?) and you have an anatomey of a campaign in disarray!  Lookit Ball On The Street, your pal Melinda (Lindy) can "turn a phrase" too!  Woo!  Go me!

It is too close to the election to build this bomb shell into our modeling so we are not gonna "fudge" a percentage.  But in your guts you know this revelation helps the incumbint (sp?)!  And maybe takes some of the heat off the current Commish for that Town Hall performance which blew frankly.  (Srsly what was that flip-flop about the Nazis?)  Well we'll see tomorrow who is standing when all the dust settles!  Get your around the clock coverage right here with us -- Melinda (Lindy) and Miss Moneypenny who are the real breakout stars of this dumb election won't you agree?